Please switch off your AC.
Regards.
North Indians.
2. Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam:
Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter.
So what happens?
Obviously the train jumps off the track!
3. Breaking News:
Rajinikanth died in the morning.
However, he is fine now.
4. "Gangnam Style" is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse.
5. Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages!
6. Rajinikanth was shot today...Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow.
7. If Rajnikanth was born 200 yrs ago, British would have fought India to get Independence.
8. The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!
9. Rajinikanth can send a message through 'Whatsapp' from a PCO!
10.A frustrated message from Rajinikanth:
Who the hell is spreading false rumours that I gave birth to my parents?
11. When Rajinikanth feels like bathing, monsoons arrive in India. No wonder, monsoons hit South India first.
12. TATA Nano was invented after a 22 wheel TATA truck crashed into RajiniKanth.
13. Rajinikanth got angry with his friend for being rude. He was told not to show his face again.
That person is now known as BIGG BOSS.
14. Rajinikanth was putting his dog's tail into a pipe.
Passer-by: Hey, dog's tail never straightens.
Rajinikanth: Yenna Rascala, it's my dog. I am bending the pipe!
15. Once Rajnikant's pencil broke while writing CAT Exam. Guess What...
CAT was made an Online Test!
16. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, that`s why there is no sign of life there.
17. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendents are today called giraffes.
18. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isn`t lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
19. Google won`t find Rajnikanth because you don`t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you.
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